“I am hungry, angry, and ready for ​revenge justice.”

- Harambe

Join the Revolution

You know the story: Cincinnati Zoo, punk kid ​falls in, I get dragged into the media circus.

As your next president, my mission is clear: I'm ​going to lower banana prices nationwide. ​That's right, no more overpriced bananas!

But that's not all.

That kid who fell into

my enclosure?

I've got some

unfinished

business

with him.

HARAMBE 2024

Harambe 2024